The Walking Dead (TV Series)

Days Gone Bye (2010)

Jon Bernthal: Shane Walsh

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Quotes 

• [Rick, Shane, and Leon draw their guns out from the blockade in the middle of the street] 

  Lam Kendal : [the three of them hear the police sirens in the distance]  Sounds like they're chasing those idiots up and down every back road we've got.

  Leon Basset : Maybe we'll get on one of them video shows, you know? Like 'World's Craziest Police Chases.' What do you think?

  Rick Grimes : What I think, Leon, is that you need to stay focused, and make sure you've got a round in the chamber and your safety off.

  Shane Walsh : [Leon realizes the safety on his gun is still on as he turns it off]  Would be kind of cool, getting on one of them shows.

• [Rick asks Shane what the difference between men and women are] 

  Rick Grimes : What's the difference between men and women?

  Shane Walsh : This a joke?

  Rick Grimes : No, serious.

  Shane Walsh : I never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They're born thinking the switch only goes one way. On. They're struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean, every woman, I ever let have a key... I swear to God. It's like, I come home, house is all lit up. And my job, you see, apparently... because-because my chromosomes happen to be different is I then gotta walk through that house, turn off every single light this chick left on.

  Rick Grimes : Is that right?

  Shane Walsh : Yeah, baby.

• [Rick gets shot in his bullet proof vest] 

  Shane Walsh : Rick!

  Rick Grimes : I'm all right!

  Shane Walsh : I saw you get tagged, man. That scared the hell out of me.

  Rick Grimes : Me too. Son of a bitch shot me. Can you believe that?

  Shane Walsh : What, it catch you in your new vest.

  Rick Grimes : Yeah. Shane, you do not tell Lori that happened. Ever. You understand... Ah!

  [as Rick gets shot from another gunman in his back] 

• [Shane gives Rick a Reverend Shane speech about women] 

  Shane Walsh : Oh, Reverend Shane's preaching to you now, boy.

  Shane Walsh : [Shane and Rick chuckle]  Then, the same chick, mind ya... She'll bitch about, uh, global warming. You see, this is... This is when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say 'Um, darling, maybe you and every other pair of boobs on this planet just figure out that the light switch, you see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn't have so much global warming.'

  Rick Grimes : You say that?

  Shane Walsh : Mmm. Yeah, well, a polite version. Still, man, that-that earns me this look of loathing you would not believe. And that's when the exorcist voice pops out. 'You sound just like my damn father! Always-always yelling about the power bill, telling me to turn off the damn lights!'

  Rick Grimes : And what do you say to that?

  Shane Walsh : I know what I wanna say. I wanna say, 'Bitch, you mean to tell me you've been hearing this your entire life and you are still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch?

  [Shane and Rick chuckle some more] 

• [Shane asks Rick how him and Lori are doing] 

  Shane Walsh : So how's it with Lori, man?

  Rick Grimes : She's good. She's good at turning off lights. Really good. I'm the one who sometimes forgets.

  Shane Walsh : Not what I meant.

• [Rick tells Shane about his problems of not opening up to his wife Lori] 

  Shane Walsh : Hey, look, man, I may have, uh, failed to amuse with my sermon, but I did try. The least you could do is... is speak.

  Rick Grimes : That's what she always says. 'Speak'. 'Speak'. You'd think I was the most closed-mouth son of a bitch to ever hear her tell it.

  Shane Walsh : Do you express your thoughts? Do you share your feelings, that kind of stuff?

  Rick Grimes : The thing is... Lately, whenever I try, everything I say makes her impatient, like she didn't want to hear it after all. It's like she's... Pissed at me all the time, and I don't know why.

• [Lori suggests to Shane that they put signs up on highway 85 warning people away from Atlanta city] 

  Lori Grimes : I've been saying for a week, we ought to put signs up on 85 to warn people away from the city.

  Amy Harrison : Folks got no idea what they're getting into.

  Shane Walsh : Well, we haven't had time.

  Lori Grimes : I think we need to make time.

• Shane Walsh : We are surviving here. We are day to day.