Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : You know, George used to be attentive.

  Blanche Morton : Oh, Harry too, but no more. Last night we were hurrying to go to a movie and do you know that Harry wouldn't zip up my dress?

  Gracie Allen : Oh, he should be ashamed of himself!

  Blanche Morton : Well, George is just as bad.

  Gracie Allen : Well, if your own husband won't do it, why should George? He won't even zip up mine.

• Gracie Allen : You know what's wrong with you husbands? You're all thoughtless. If you'd been a husband when I met you, I bet I never would have married you.

• Gracie Allen : A wife has to break down her husband's resistance, and I'm gonna keep working on you until you're broken down.

  [Gracie walks away] 

  George Burns : She's a little late for that.

• Ronnie Burns : Goodnight, goodnight. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

  Gracie Allen : That I shall say goodnight 'til it be morrow.

  Ronnie Burns : I didn't know you knew Shakespeare.

  Gracie Allen : Shakespeare? Your father told me he wrote that!