- Gracie Allen: You know, George used to be attentive.
- Blanche Morton: Oh, Harry too, but no more. Last night we were hurrying to go to a movie and do you know that Harry wouldn't zip up my dress?
- Gracie Allen: Oh, he should be ashamed of himself!
- Blanche Morton: Well, George is just as bad.
- Gracie Allen: Well, if your own husband won't do it, why should George? He won't even zip up mine.
- Gracie Allen: You know what's wrong with you husbands? You're all thoughtless. If you'd been a husband when I met you, I bet I never would have married you.
- Gracie Allen: A wife has to break down her husband's resistance, and I'm gonna keep working on you until you're broken down.
- [Gracie walks away]
- George Burns: She's a little late for that.
- Ronnie Burns: Goodnight, goodnight. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- Gracie Allen: That I shall say goodnight 'til it be morrow.
- Ronnie Burns: I didn't know you knew Shakespeare.
- Gracie Allen: Shakespeare? Your father told me he wrote that!
- George Burns: The trouble with Women is they want all the courtesies of their sex and all the privelidges of ours.