The Big Short (2015)
Jeremy Strong: Vinny Daniel
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Quotes
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Mark Baum : [on the phone] Ok, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely tell the risk-assessors to fuck-off!
Vinnie Daniel : [Walks into the room] Gentlemen, I just spoke with Mark Baum and he says to 'fuck off'.
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Vinnie Daniel : How are you fucking us?
Jared Vennett : When you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out. I'm gonna make a fortune. The good news is Vinnie, you're not going to care cause you're gonna make so much money. That's what I get out of it. Wanna know what you get out of it? You get the ice cream, the hot fudge, the banana and the nuts. Right now I get the sprinkles, and ya - if this goes thru, I get the cherry. But you get the sundae Vinny. You get the sundae.
Vinnie Daniel : All right. I buy that. Thank you.
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Vinnie Daniel : But wait, you *are* the bank, I mean, you work for the bank. I bet your margins are pretty nice and fat.
Jared Vennett : Let's not talk about my margins by the way. Being nice and fat... That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?
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Vinnie Daniel : It's like someone hit a pinata full of white people who suck at golf.
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Vinnie Daniel : How come you don't hate this guy? He is everything you taught us not to trust.
Mark Baum : I can't hate him. He is so transparent in his self interest that I kind of respect him.
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Mark Baum : It's time to call bullshit.
Vinnie Daniel : Bullshit on what?
Mark Baum : Every fucking thing.
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Jared Vennett : Is this America's angriest hedge fund?
Vinnie Daniel : All right, listen. I've got one last question for you. How are you fucking us?
Jared Vennett : There's a nicer way to say that, Vinnie.
Vinnie Daniel : I'm serious. We'll buy your swaps, but only if you say how you're fucking us.
Jared Vennett : I'm not fucking you, Vinnie. I'm kissing you. I'm looking deep into your eyes as I make love to you, Vinnie. I'm handing you the deal of the century on a fucking platter. What do I get out of it? Easy. I've got a 20 million a month negative carry. I've got bosses trying to pull the plug because they think I'm out of my fucking mind. All right? We make this trade, those problems aren't so big anymore. And sure, swaps are a dark market, so I set the price. whatever price I want. And when you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out, I'm gonna make a fortune. But the good news is, Vinnie, you're not gonna care because you're gonna make so much fucking money. That's what I get out of it. Want to know what you get out of it? You get the ice cream, the hot fudge, the banana, and the nuts. right now I get the sprinkles, and yeah, if this goes through, I get the cherry. But you get the sundae, Vinnie. You get the sundae.
Vinnie Daniel : All right, I buy that. Thank you.
Jared Vennett : So what do you say? You want me to make you a market?
Vinnie Daniel : Yeah. We'll take 50 million, Garibaldi 4, BBB.
Jared Vennett : Sharpen your pencils, I'll get the paperwork ready.
Vinnie Daniel : [Hang up the phone] Fuck you too.
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Jared Vennett : You smell that? What is that?
Mark Baum : What?
Jared Vennett : What's that smell?
Vinnie Daniel : Your cologne?
Jared Vennett : No.
[pause and looks to his assistant]
Jared's Assistant (Chris) : Opportunity.
Jared Vennett : No. Money.
Porter Collins : Ooh...
Jared Vennett : I smell money.
