The Happy Poet (2010)

Jonny Mars: Donny

Quotes 

• Donny : It's like I always say dude, you gotta take life by the sack... before it takes you by the sack. 'Cause it'll squeeze, dude. You gotta be the one doing the squeezin'.

  Bill : Yeah, I mean, that's... that's what I'm trying to do now, you know? Be the one doing the squeezing. It's just, uhhh... doesn't feel very good.

  Donny : That's what I'm sayin' dude, I mean, neither option feels good. But which one feels worse? It's squeeze or be squeezed dude! That's life, man! We all get our nuts in a vice from time to time.

  Bill : Yeah, that's how I feel right now, you know? My nuts are in a vice.