- [Brian has just finished reading Rush Limbaugh's latest book]
- Brian Griffin: My God. Rush Limbaugh was right. Conservative republicanism is the answer.
- [We cut to Stan Smith from "American Dad!" watching the episode in his living room]
- Stan Smith: Good. Good for Brian.
- [on his radio show]
- Rush Limbaugh: I want to take a moment to give a shout-out to my good friend Ken Lay, faked his own death, listening in on a ham radio somewhere in international waters. Smooth sailin', Kenny Boy.
- Tom Tucker: Yes Diane is not longer with us. She was shot by an unknown assailant after she herself committed a series of gruesome murders.