The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
There Goes the Neighborhood (2010)
Paul Wesley: Stefan Salvatore
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Quotes
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Stefan Salvatore : Damon hasn't said a word to me. Every time I try to talk to him he shuts me down.
Elena Gilbert : Do you think he's still trying to find Katherine?
Stefan Salvatore : I don't know. He waited a hundred and forty-five years, only to find out that Katherine could not care less. I mean, it's gotta hurt, right?
Elena Gilbert : And it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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Stefan Salvatore : This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself, I don't always fit in.
Matt Donovan : That's because you're that guy.
Stefan Salvatore : What guy?
Matt Donovan : The guy who seems like he has everything so the people who don't kind of run the other way.
Stefan Salvatore : Is that what I seem like?
Matt Donovan : Pretty much.
Stefan Salvatore : Hmm. What a dick.
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Elena Gilbert : Have you ever even been on a double date before?
Stefan Salvatore : Oh, absolutely. Uh, '72. Hef and the twins.
Elena Gilbert : What?
Stefan Salvatore : Yeah. Playmates. I got Miss June.
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Stefan Salvatore : Have you thought any more about what you're gonna do?
Elena Gilbert : About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor, Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? Nah. Haven't thought about it at all.
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Matt Donovan : [visiting Salvatore mansion] Man, I always wanted to see what it looks like in this place.
Stefan Salvatore : Yeah, I guess it's, uh, a bit much.
Matt Donovan : [scoffs] Yeah, my entire house could fit in here, like, twice.
Caroline Forbes : I feel like I've been here before. It's weird.
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Elena Gilbert : It would be nice to just get through one day without having to deal with any of this. No vampire mother or brother...
Stefan Salvatore : No vampires... at all?
Elena Gilbert : No vampires but you. I just wanna get back to normal stuff like... school and homework.
[gasps]
Elena Gilbert : And here's a thought: Fun.
Stefan Salvatore : Oh. That sounds good to me. When do we start?
[Elena giggles]