David Cross: Ian
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Quotes
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Dave Seville : Take the suit off, then.
Ian Hawke : I can't.
Dave Seville : Why not?
Ian Hawke : I'm not wearing anything underneath.
[sees an island]
Ian Hawke : Look!
Dave Seville : It's okay. I believe you.
Ian Hawke : No, look!
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Dave Seville : [looking for the chipmunks] Alvin! Brittany!
Ian Hawke : Chubby one! Girl chubby one!
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Dave Seville : All right, Ian, get everyone to the raft. If the volcano blows before I make it out of here, you have to promise me you'll...
Ian Hawke : Leave without you, got it!
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Dave Seville : [cleaning gravy off his pants] Unbelievable. Gravy pants.
[sees the cruise ship's pelican mascot]
Dave Seville : Hey! Hey.
[they approach each other]
Dave Seville : You have a problem with me?
Ian Hawke : [points at Dave] Oh, you *bet* I have a problem with you.
Dave Seville : Why?
Ian Hawke : As if you didn't know.
Dave Seville : [shakes his head] I *don't* know.
[the pelican mascot removes his head, revealing the frowning face of Ian Hawke; Dave stares wide-eyed]
Dave Seville : Ian? What are you doing here?
Ian Hawke : I'm working, Dave.
Dave Seville : This is your job?
Ian Hawke : Yeah, not too many record labels are interested in hiring the guy who blew it with the Chipmunks, blew it with the Chipettes and passed on Justin Bieber... twice.
Dave Seville : Look, Ian, I'm sorry you lost your job and... your dignity, but spilling things-- hot things-- on me isn't gonna bring any of that stuff back.
Ian Hawke : You're right, Dave. It's... too late for me to get my old life back, but it's not too late to ruin yours.
Dave Seville : You wanna ruin my life?
Ian Hawke : Why don't we just start with this vacation? If I see those chipmunks break so much as one rule, I'm going *straight* to Captain Correlli. You're in *my* house now!
[chuckles]
Ian Hawke : Although-- I mean, technically, it's not a house. It's a ship.
[seriously]
Ian Hawke : The point is, I'll be watching you.
[walks away without taking his eyes off Dave]
Ian Hawke : Like a hawk!
[puts his pelican head on backwards; Dave shakes his head and leaves]
