Archer (TV Series)

Dial M for Mother (2010)

Amber Nash: Pam Poovey

Quotes 

• Cyril Figgis : This isn't my fault.

  Sterling Archer : It's exactly your fault, idiot. When mother found out you cheated on Lana...

  Cyril Figgis : You cheated on Lana plenty!

  Sterling Archer : Yeah, but with starlets, models, oh, and one time two actual princesses.

  Pam : Two at the same time?

  Sterling Archer : Yeah, they were sisters.

  Pam : Sploosh.

• Lana Kane : Oh, my God, I am exhausted.

  Ray Gillette : Whereas I am merely confused. If you told every guy the same thing, then they all know that none of them had sex with you, so they're all gonna realize they're all lying.

  Pam Poovey : Hey, yeah.

  Lana Kane : But remember, they're dudes.

  Ray Gillette : Lana Kane, you magnificent bastard.

• Pam Poovey : I'm a desirable, full-bodied woman, but nobody will have sex with me! And I have so much love to give!

• Agent Lana Kane : [over building intercom]  Um, attention. Hi, this is Agent Kane, and if you want to have ball-slappy sex with me on Cyril's desk, please line up and take a number.

  Pam : [a group of guys show up immediately, Pam pushes to the front]  You heard the lady. Take a number!

  [holds up #1 card] 

• Cyril Figgis : Why would Ms. Archer give us until Friday?

  Pam : I did that, because somebody in this building is going to have sex with me.

  Sterling Archer : Yeah? You think between now and Friday you can score some roofies?