Supermodels (TV Series)

Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind (2000)

Dawnn Lewis: Catwalk

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Quotes 

• Catwalk : [she gets tied up by a street light]  But how?

  Irony Maiden : In concentrating on my armor, you forgot about my ironic field. You see, it just so happens I had my armor rustproofed only yesterday.

  Catwalk : What now? Your chamber of death?

  Irony Maiden : Well, sadly, my ironic field works both ways. I had to sell my chamber of death in order to pay for the rustproofing. Until we meet again, Clawed Crusader!

• Narrator : When last we left the Supermodels, Catwalk was pitting all of her feline ferocity against her uncanny arch foe, Irony Maiden.

  Irony Maiden : Poor putty. When are you going to realize that none of your pathetic claws nor clever devices are a match for my indestructible armor?

  Catwalk : No gadgets this time, Maiden. I'm afraid I had to sell them all... to afford this!

  [she sprays green perfume at Irony Maiden] 

  Narrator : Catwalk fires her newly acquired expensive atomizer.

  Catwalk : Haha! Let's see how ironic you can be when you're rusted solid... with rust!