Joey Brass: Leonard

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Leonard : [dreaming]  Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia.

• Penny : Hey guys, where are you two headed?

  Leonard : Hi Penny. We're just going to head downstairs to the comic store.

  Penny : Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. Dracula must be doing a signing or something.

  Sheldon : Dracula is nocturnal. Therefore, he would not be able to attend any public events before dusk.

  Penny : Yeah, there's that... and the whole not being real thing.

• Howard : [on the phone]  You are not going to believe this. Guess what I'm doing right now.

  Leonard : I don't know... you're watching The Matrix and jerking off to the thought of a man in a dress co-directing it?

• Penny : [on her costume choice for Comic-Con]  I just haven't decided yet.

  Leonard : But, we're going over there this afternoon, after you get off work. Don't you think that's kinda important?

  Penny : Yeah, but if I don't figure it out, I'll just go as myself, okay?

  Leonard : Why would you want to go as a college dropout?

  Penny : What did you say?

  Leonard : Oh boy.

  Penny : That is not what you said. And, for your information, Len-nerd, the only reason I'm going to this geekfest is because I wanted to spend time with you and get to know you a little better, so maybe you'd take your head out of your comic books and put it between my legs. But instead, you can shove it up your ass.