Modern Family (TV Series)
Good Cop Bad Dog (2011)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : Oh, my God. This bathroom is disgusting. The girls told me they would clean it days ago... I can't yell at them about it one more time. You handle it.
Phil Dunphy : I would, but I promised Luke and Manny I'd take them go-karting for their good report cards.
Claire Dunphy : What was good about Luke's report card?
Phil Dunphy : ... he didn't lose it.
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Phil Dunphy : [Seeing the bathroom is still a mess] Sweet and sour chicken! Girls! Get back -
[trips on bad step]
Phil Dunphy : Gotta fix that step. Girls!
Alex Dunphy : Did he just yell? Drive!
Haley Dunphy : I'm trying!
Phil Dunphy : You girls get back here right now!
Alex Dunphy : Pretend you don't hear him.
Phil Dunphy : I know you can hear me!
Alex Dunphy : Oh my God, he's coming towards the car!
Haley Dunphy : Oh my God!
[Phil leaps on the hood of the car and both girls scream]
Phil Dunphy : Stop this car!
Alex Dunphy : We're sorry, Dad!
Haley Dunphy : We couldn't hear you!
Phil Dunphy : No more lies! You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!
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Phil Dunphy : See? You don't need all the conflict. Note to Claire: if you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids. They saved their parents' lives; you think they would've done that if they got yelled at all the time?
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Phil Dunphy : I feel really shaky. I don't like being you.
Claire Dunphy : Nobody does.