Modern Family (TV Series)

The Kiss (2010)

Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy

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• Haley Dunphy : Oh my God, please tell me this text is wrong! Did you really just go over to that kid's house and try and kiss him in front of a million people?

  Claire Dunphy : Alex, did you do that?

  Alex Dunphy : You got a text?

  Haley Dunphy : Oh yeah, everybody knows! Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?

  Alex Dunphy : This is all your fault! You're the one who said I had to kiss him or I was a lesbian!

  Claire Dunphy : Haley! Did you say that to her?

  Haley Dunphy : Don't turn this around on me, look at her shoes!

  Alex Dunphy : Ugh! I'm never going back to school now!

  Claire Dunphy : No sweetheart, yes you are. You are going back to school. But listen to me - just because a boy sends you flirty texts doesn't mean you...

  Alex Dunphy : What? You read my texts?

  Haley Dunphy : You read her texts? That's why you made me talk to her?

  Alex Dunphy : You made her talk to me?

  Claire Dunphy : I kinda feel like we're spinning out here a little bit! Look, Alex, the important thing here is that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys, because it is so easy to get a reputation.

  Alex Dunphy : Well I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were! Ugh!

  Haley Dunphy : Were you? Were you? I highly doubt it!

• Claire Dunphy : How come we don't have the same number of containers and lids? Why would they ever get separated?

  Phil Dunphy : Built up resentment? Money issues? Met a younger lid?