Modern Family (TV Series)
Unplugged (2010)
Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy
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Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : You know what? We're gonna make this fun - turn it into a game. Whoever stays unplugged the longest wins.
Claire Dunphy : Not what I had in mind, Phil.
Alex Dunphy : What do we win?
Phil Dunphy : What do you want?
Alex Dunphy : I want a new computer.
Phil Dunphy : Done!
Claire Dunphy : We're gonna get them off of electronics with the promise of more electronics?
Luke Dunphy : I want chicken pot pie!
Phil Dunphy : And chicken.
Haley Dunphy : I want a car.
Claire Dunphy : No way!
Phil Dunphy : Done!
Haley Dunphy : I'm getting a car!
Phil Dunphy : Yeah! Fun, right?
Claire Dunphy : No, no, no! Phil, we cannot afford a third car!
Phil Dunphy : Relax, they're never gonna last as long as us!
Claire Dunphy : Oh, honey, don't take this the wrong way, but I have almost no faith in you.
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Haley Dunphy : So you're actually online, right now?
Phil Dunphy : Yep!
Haley Dunphy : Well then I hate to break it to you, Daddy, but you lose!
Claire Dunphy , Phil Dunphy : What?
Haley Dunphy : This isn't my phone! I carved it out of a bar of soap and colored it in with a marker!
[tosses the 'phone' to Claire]
Claire Dunphy : Phil, she carved a phone out of a bar of soap.
Haley Dunphy : [Squealing] I can't believe that I'm getting a car!
Phil Dunphy : Holy crap, we've been Shawshanked.