Modern Family (TV Series)
Unplugged (2010)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You really think I would kill a dog?
Jay Pritchett : Well, what was I supposed to think?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I don't know, how about - I didn't kill a dog?
Jay Pritchett : Just tell me what you did with it.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : He's in a better place.
Jay Pritchett : That's what people say when something's dead.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Okay, fine. I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay Pritchett : That's the second thing people say when something's dead.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Pulls up picture on her phone] My hairdresser's brother has three kids. They live in the country. They were so happy to have the dog that they gave me a jar of pickles. Is that also what they say when something is dead?
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Jay Pritchett : Gloria's grandfather and uncles were butchers, so she's always had a certain comfort level when it comes to... killing. One time, we had this rat.
[Flashback]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Swinging a shovel] What? First you smash it, then you cut the head off.
[Splatters]
Jay Pritchett : It was like nothing to her.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I go to church now.
Jay Pritchett : She left the head out there to send a message to the other rats.