Castle (TV Series)

Poof, You're Dead (2011)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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Quotes 

• Richard Castle : The murder is here? At Drake's Magic Show?

  Kate Beckett : Yep.

  Richard Castle : I've been coming here since I was 13 years old. This place is a paradise for boys. Whoopee cushions, magic tricks, fake vomit.

  Kate Beckett : It's not just for boys, Castle. My grandfather was an amateur magician, and I used to come here almost every Sunday afternoon when I was that age, too.

  Richard Castle : [chuckles]  Never picked you for a magic fan. You know any good tricks?

  Kate Beckett : I do this one thing. With ice cubes.

• Richard Castle : Hey... X-ray specs. Got them at the magic shop... I can see... you naked.

  Kate Beckett : Really? How do you like my navel ring?

• Richard Castle : Are you kidding me? He has an identical twin... who wears glasses. That's the worst disguise since Clark Kent, and you believe him?

• [Castle ends a phone call with his ex-wife Gina as Esposito, having just been in bed with Lanie, walks up] 

  Javier Esposito : What's up, Castle? How's it going?

  Richard Castle : You want my advice? Never sleep with someone you work with.

  [thinking Castle is talking about Lanie] 

  Javier Esposito : What? What do you mean?

  Richard Castle : Trust me. It doesn't end well.

  Javier Esposito : Who knows?

  Richard Castle : Everyone knows.

  Kate Beckett : [approaching]  Everyone knows what?

  Javier Esposito , Richard Castle : Nothing.

• [leaving interrogation after questioning a suspect] 

  Richard Castle : I don't know how Zalman did it. He must've lifted something from Jerome's pocket with a receipt from his weekend of sin.

  Kate Beckett : Like this?

  [Beckett holds up his cell phone] 

  Richard Castle : [gasps]  You had your hand in my pocket and I didn't even feel it? Do it again.

• Richard Castle : Heading out?

  Kate Beckett : Yeah. It's late.

  Richard Castle : Motorcycle boy?

  Kate Beckett : I really wish you would stop calling him that.

  Richard Castle : Dr. motorcycle boy?

• [last lines] 

  Richard Castle : [having broken up with Gina]  Hey, I wanted to say thanks for, um... not mentioning that article or asking what was going on.

  [they get onto the elevator; Beckett magically conjures a bouquet of flowers] 

  Kate Beckett : Not a problem.

  [she hands them over as the elevator doors close] 

• Lanie Parish : Well, maybe this'll cheer you up.

  [hands Castle an evidence bag] 

  Richard Castle : Old man hair.

  Lanie Parish : White rabbit fur. It came from his teeth and throat.

  Richard Castle : So he was killed... by a rabbit who did not want to be pulled out of a hat.