Glee (TV Series)
Special Education (2010)
Chris Colfer: Kurt Hummel
Quotes
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Kurt Hummel : I've been invited to audition for a solo.
Rachel Berry : Why should I help you? I mean, you're our competition now.
Kurt Hummel : Because even though we hate each other, we've had our moments, and I could use your expertise. And no one knows how to kill a ballad quite like you. You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.
Rachel Berry : Considering that this might be my only chance to sing for a little while, I'll give you a couple tips. So, what did you, uh, have in mind?
Kurt Hummel : I've settled on Celine Dion's classic "My Heart Will Go On".
Rachel Berry : Oh, no. No, no, no.
Kurt Hummel : No?
Rachel Berry : Listen, you need something much more personal than that. I mean, this is about you. Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?
Kurt Hummel : No.
Rachel Berry : I do. Finn throwing himself into the grave out of grief, and all of the heartfelt speeches and the regrets.
Kurt Hummel : That's insane.
Rachel Berry : Clearly no one in the Glee Club appreciates me. Is it so wrong for me to fantasize about them finally realizing how amazing I am but it being too late?
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Rachel Berry : Hey, uh, did you get your solo?
Kurt Hummel : Sadly, no.
Rachel Berry : Oh, wow, if you didn't a solo, then they must be really good. We are doomed. Sorry, that was selfish. What I meant to say was "Wow, that... that really sucks. I'm... I'm sure you were really good."
Kurt Hummel : I was. I mean, I think I was. Being in the Warblers has really made me question everything I thought about myself.
Rachel Berry : Yeah. What has become of us, Kurt? So, do you miss us?
Kurt Hummel : I do. Being a Warbler is great, but I don't think they appreciate my individuality as much as you guys did, and I can't help but think that I let you guys down.
Rachel Berry : It's your life, Kurt, and you weren't safe at McKinley anymore, and we all get it.
Kurt Hummel : How come you were never this nice to me when I was your teammate?
Rachel Berry : Because you were my only real competition.
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Kurt Hummel : So, how's Finn? I feel bad. I haven't spoken to him since the wedding.
Rachel Berry : I haven't really talked to him much, either. I found out that he and Santana were romantically involved and he lied to me about it.
Kurt Hummel : Wait, you didn't know about that?
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Kurt Hummel : [after his solo audition] Any sage advice?
Blaine Anderson : Don't try so hard next time.
Kurt Hummel : I didn't realize that caring was frowned upon.
Blaine Anderson : I don't know how it worked at your old school, but did you notice that we all wear uniforms around here? It's about being part of the team.
Kurt Hummel : I guess I'm just used to having to scream to get noticed.
Blaine Anderson : You're not going to make it as a Warbler if all you care about is getting noticed.
Kurt Hummel : You're right. I'm sorry.
Blaine Anderson : I know it's going to take some getting used to, but you'll fit in soon enough. I promise.