Glee (TV Series)

Special Education (2010)

Amber Riley: Mercedes Jones

Quotes 

• Will Schuester : Two things. First, our competition at sectionals are your classic stool choirs. Great voices, but they don't move. Now, if we're gonna beat them, we need to do what they can't: dance. Which is why I've decided to feature Brittany and Mike Chang's sweet moves in our performance.

  Rachel Berry : Wait, they're gonna dance in front of me while I sing my solo?

  Will Schuester : You're not getting a solo for this competition, Rachel.

  Mercedes Jones : Finally. So what song do I get to sing?

  Will Schuester : I was thinking that the winners of our duets competition would take the leads.

  Rachel Berry : Ken and Barbie? Wait, a-a-are you trying to throw this?

  Quinn Fabray : You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.

• Rachel Berry : You told Kurt?

  Finn Hudson : I don't remember. Maybe.

  Mercedes Jones : About Finn and Santana? No, I think I told him.

  Rachel Berry : Who told you?

  Quinn Fabray : Me. I think Brittany told me. Or maybe it was Puck.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah, it was me.

  Rachel Berry : Everybody knew about this but me?

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Pretty much.

  Santana Lopez : Nobody tells you anything because "A", you're a blabber mouth, and "B", we all just pretend to like you.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : That's not true. I kind of like her.

  Finn Hudson : Look, Rachel, when all this happened, you were dating another guy, so you don't really have a right to be pissed at me about it, okay? And fine, I shouldn't have lied about it, but to be honest, that isn't what you care about. You care about the Santana of it all.

  Rachel Berry : Oh, who are you right now?

  Lauren Zizes : Best green room ever.

• Santana Lopez : Where's Puck? I haven't seen him since yesterday, and I need him to get me a churro.

  Mercedes Jones : My guess is he'd rather quit Glee Club than lose sectionals, and I can't blame him. Our set's gonna be real light on the Mercedes.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : I'm telling you, if the Warblers win sectionals, it's only because we gave them Kurt. We should not clap.

  Brittany Pierce : If we lose, we should throw possums.