The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer the Father (2011)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Itchy

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : The boy's acting really weird. I did everything that T.V. show told me to and he's still not happy.

  Marge Simpson : Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to a 30 - year old T.V. show that only got on the air because the creator had evidence the network president ran over a guy.

• Apu : Mister Homer, you accidentally left your nuclear plant identification badge in the birthday card aisle.

  Homer Simpson : Can't lose that. It's the only good picture of me I have.

• Homer Simpson : Hmm, hmm! Marge, would you like a ''Thicker Than Waters'' collectable plate?

  Marge Simpson : Homer, you can't order anything from that magazine. It's 25 years old.

  Homer Simpson : Oh yeah? I'll show you. TV Guide Offer, 1 World Trade Center...

• Homer Simpson : [watching TV credits]  I liked the producing, the executive producing and especially the co-producing, but the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen!

• Announcer : Thicker Than Waters was filmed live before a studio audience.

  Homer Simpson : He, he, he. Everyone in that studio audience is dead now.

• Homer Simpson : Things were so much simpler when a machine told you when to laugh.

• Bart Simpson : I like going to work with you, dad.

  Homer Simpson : And I like having you here, son. 'Cause you can wake me up if someone comes.

• Homer Simpson : Why would a child go to the zoo?

• Homer Simpson : [singing the Thicker Than Waters theme]  This is my favorite song now. Sorry, Don't Fear The Reaper.

• Homer Simpson : Can I have it Dad?

  [showing Homer a picture of the minibike] 

  Homer Simpson : Huh?

  Bart Simpson : Can I?

• Homer Simpson : You still see that crow on shows sometimes.