- Ava Crowder: Who's going to bug me anyway when I've got the A number one gunfighter in the whole US Marshals service watching my back?
- Raylan Givens: Watching every part of you.
- Winona Hawkins: Or I could just call the police.
- Wynn Duffy: The police are just a janitorial service used to clean up your blood after you've been murdered.
- Cal Wallace: Oh you gonna shoot me through a closed door on quick draw? There ain't nobody that good.
- Raylan Givens: If it was easy anybody could do it.
- Raylan Givens: I think the bourbon sealed it.
- ADA David Vasquez: You must be glad to finally find a professional use for your office bottle, huh, Chief ?
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Well, I don't know what you're talking about. I was just as surprised to find that in here as anybody else.
- ADA David Vasquez: It was probably the cleaning staff that left it.
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Yeah. Teenagers.
- Raylan Givens: Hopped-up kids on a joyride to hell.
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Why don't we go over what you're gonna say? Just make sure that we're dotting all the t's here.
- ADA David Vasquez: Well, you were right about Owen Carnes not offing himself.
- Raylan Givens: Well, it didn't take a genius to read that one.
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Obviously.
- Raylan Givens: These boys with you?
- ADA David Vasquez: Sorry ?
- Raylan Givens: I thought maybe you decided to skip over your inquiry, haul me straight off to the clink.
- ADA David Vasquez: I didn't think of that. What an idiot I am. No, this is another headache we got.
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: You still alright to use my office ?
- ADA David Vasquez: Don't see why not. I'll give you home field.