Futurama (TV Series)

Benderama (2011)

Maurice LaMarche: Kif Kroker, Morbo, The Scary Door Narrator, Robot

Quotes 

• [Morbo and Linda are both drunk on the air] 

  Linda : Hey, you! Good evening. Who're you calling drunk? You're not drunk! I'm drunk.

  [falls over] 

  Morbo : That's right, Linda. Water is now... now booze and everyone's tetty much protally fit-shaced. *Hic*

  Linda : Turning to sports, the Indy 500 was today. There were no survivors.

• Morbo : Our top story, all alcohol on Earth has mysteriously disappeared. Consequences are minimal, except among the most hardened alcoholics. Linda?

  Linda : [looking disheveled]  I can no longer face my children!

  [sobs] 

• Zapp Brannigan : Hey, freakshow! Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting!

  Kif Kroker : [laughing]  Timeless.