- Robin Scherbatsky: I have this system: I leave the empty milk carton in the fridge to remind us to buy more milk.
- Ted Mosby: How about you leave a full carton of milk to remind us that we don't need to buy milk.
- Barney Stinson: I stand by what I did. It was bold and romantic.
- Ted Mosby: You soiled yourself from both ends of your body.
- Robin Scherbatsky: That's Barney. He means well.
- Ted Mosby: Actually, we're not sure that's true.
- Don Frank: I think he's awesome. I just feel bad for any woman with such low esteem she'd date a guy like that.
- Narrator: And that's when I realized that Robin hasn't told Don she and Barney used to date.
- Barney Stinson: We're a lot alike, Don. We both enjoy a good Scotch, we both find my stories fascinating, and we both went out with Robin.
- Narrator: And now he knew.
- Lily Aldrin: Can't we at least push them together?
- Marshall Eriksen: Sure! Oh, you mean the twin beds. No, I don't want that.