- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: What did you just do?
- Eric Beale: I used the VNC controller to piggyback the upload with a trojan and corrupt the streaming data packets by initiating stack overflow.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: In English, Mr. Beal.
- Eric Beale: I broke the Internet.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Oh hey guys, what did Eric do with the video?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Shut down the Internet.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: What? The whole Internet?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Yeah.
- Marty Deeks: Even Twitter? Whoa.
- Eric Beale: Ouch. Last punch I took was on the playground in second grade.
- NCIS Intelligence Analyst Nell Jones: And what was the name of this bully?
- Eric Beale: Stephanie Petersmark.
- NCIS Intelligence Analyst Nell Jones: Hmmm.
- Eric Beale: Girls punch boys they like
- NCIS Intelligence Analyst Nell Jones: I didn't.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Never realized how much easier the bad guys have it than we do.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: All the time. No rules. No loyalty.
- Special Agent G. Callen: No Hetty.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Banter is the crux of our partnership, G. Without it, we'd just be two guys with guns drifting from one case to the next.
- Special Agent G. Callen: We are two guys with guns drifting from one case to the next.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Some people seek higher meaning.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Others play the hand they're dealt.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: When did the glass become half empty?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Ah, was it ever half full?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: That's better. But I still want my car back. These boots are killing me.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: [about Bikini Bars and Strip Clubs] And which do you prefer?
- Marty Deeks: They possess unique charms.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: No, no, no. The apocalypse is tomorrow. You got one last night.
- Marty Deeks: Ooo. That's dilema worthy of King Solomon.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: You bummed you're stuck in here with me?
- Marty Deeks: Nah. It's for the best. I can't go undercover in these places anymore. All the dancers know and love me.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Must be your dashing personality.
- Marty Deeks: It's not my money. I - I have mystique. And by mystique, I don't mean the brunette dancer inside the bar real name - Kimberly.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Maybe you should leave before it gets awkward.
- Steve Brenner: We're in a Bikini Bar, no such thing as awkward.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [On the phone] Could you repeat that? "Empty quiver" indeed.
- [to everyone]
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Empty quiver ladies and gentlemen.
- Marty Deeks: What-what does "empty quiver" mean?
- NCIS Intelligence Analyst Nell Jones: Empty quiver is a Pentagon term. It refers to the loss or theft of a functioning nuclear weapon.
- Marty Deeks: They stole a nuke?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: The blame game has begun. High level officials interested in covering their own asses. They're demanding to know why the two NCIS agents on scene weren't able to prevent the incident. The uh, word investigation has already been banded about.
- Special Agent G. Callen: It's pretty meaningless given what's at stake.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: And politicking isn't our job.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Oh no, Mr. Hanna. It's mine!
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: You don't need to protect us!
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Oh yes I do! And I've feared for years that the day would come when I wouldn't be able to. I hope this isn't it. There is only one solution: recover the warhead before it can be used!
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: You found a map of Los Angeles with nuclear radiuses marked off and you kept it from me?
- Special Agent G. Callen: I made a judgment call. If we told you about it, you wounld have been bound to report it to the Pentagon.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: *I'm* the one who decides whether or not to fulfill these obligations, Mr. Callen. I don't need your protection! I need your trust!
- Special Agent G. Callen: I need your trust. Marchetti is trying to play us.
- Special Agent G. Callen: There's not much time until the New York Stock Exchange opens.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: We need to move on that factory now!
- Special Agent G. Callen: Shooters that highjacked that trailer will be there.
- Marty Deeks: Anything we should know about them?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: They're not the type to stop when you yell "freeze."
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Mr. Callen, lethal action has been authorized.