- Dennis Reynolds: For one day, let's make the poor bastard feel special. For one day, let's make this lowly rat killer feel like a king.
- Frank Reynolds: Yes.
- Dennis Reynolds: In the simplest... easiest...
- Dee Reynolds: Easiest way. I'm tired today, you know?
- Dee Reynolds: Hey, listen, uh, you've been really stressed, so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.
- Charlie Kelly: A what day?
- Dee Reynolds: A spa day.
- Charlie Kelly: What is this word "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?