Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)

Gregory Smith: Slick

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Quotes 

• Slick : I'm gonna wash this blood off... with your blood.

• Hobo : Put the knife away, kid, or I'll use it to cut welfare checks from your rotten skin.

  Slick : Well, you better cut one to Mother Theresa so you can give it to her while she's finger-banging you in Hell!

• Slick : Please! Please! Don't shoot my dick off, okay? I'm young. I got too much fuckin' left to do. Please!

• Slick : Do you fuckin' see me? Do you fuckin' hear me? Do you fuckin' FEEL me?

• Abby : So how many people have you killed?

  Slick : What am I? A mathematician?

• Abby : He's a kid! Let it slide!

  Slick : The only thing I'm going to let slide... is my dick in your pussy.

• Slick : Know how I know you're wet?

  Abby : No.

  Slick : Because you're making my dick... thirsty.

• Drake : You carved him up. Somebody does this to your brother and you treat him like a jack-o-lantern? Put your head on the table. Head down. Now! Don't worry son. Everybody gets knocked out once in a while.

  Slick : Really? Have you ever been knocked out?

  Drake : Fuck no! I'm The Drake! Who's going to fuck with me?

• Slick : Do you kids like ice cream? And bicycles? And hobos?

  Schoolchildren : Yeah!

  Slick : I... *hate*... hobos!

  [Burns children with flamethrower] 

• Slick : Jesus Christ. Ivan you're gonna ruin your fucking skates!

  Ivan : I ruin everything!

  Slick : Let's fuck!

• Abby : Don't kill me!

  Slick : But I love murder!