American Dad! (TV Series)
100 A.D. (2010)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin
Quotes
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Stan Smith : Thank God we got rid of Jeff and that old hippie. The stench of pot and body odor was beginning to reach McConnaughey-vian proportions.
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Steve Smith : Hey, Roger, a missing remote. Looks like another case for...
Steve Smith , Roger : [both] Wheels and the Legman!
Klaus : Enough!
Roger : What the hell's your problem?
Klaus : Every "Wheels and the Legman" is the same. You pick a boring case, you bicker, then you solve it. The solution usually being that Roger is the culprit.
Roger : It's true. I've got the remote right here.
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Roger : All right, I got everything we need: chocolate milk, cheese puffs and some Turkish amphetamines I scored in the bathroom.
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Stan Smith : Our grandkids are gonna be half loser, I'm gonna hate them, I'm gonna tell them, I'll look them right in the eye and say Pop Pop hates you
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Stan Smith : [to Francine] If she's having sex at any time, the dot will turn purple, I paid extra for that option, I can explode her breasts
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Roger : We just saying the first thing that pops into our mind? Ticklemonster
Steve Smith : I know Dad, I put up with this every day at the agency
Roger : Your Ghost Dad's not here!
Steve Smith : Oh no, then who's possessing me?
[Steve stands up out of the wheelchair and slaps Roger repeatedly]
Roger : Stop it, stop it Wheels, Wheels, stop it Wheels' father
[Steve stops and Roger gasps]