American Dad! (TV Series)

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (2010)

Jeff Fischer: Jeff Fischer

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Quotes 

• Jeff Fischer : Three days till Christmas! Mr. S., I have to mail my letter to Santa. I'm asking for an authentic polar bear helmet from the movie "Golden Compass."

  Stan Smith : You're a golden dumbass!

• Jeff Fischer : Hey, Mr. S., I'll go shooting with you guys, too.

  Stan Smith : [covers his eyes]  Jeff, I am trying to have a bonding experience with my son. You are not my son. You are no part of this family and when I open my eyes, you better be gone, okay? I don't want to see a trace of you.

  [opens his eyes and sees Jeff still in the room] 

• Santa Claus : I'm coming for you, Smiths! Hyah!

  Steve Smith : How did he find us?

  Jeff Fischer : Oh. I wrote him a letter telling him where he can deliver our presents.

  Stan Smith : He's trying to kill us, you moron! You gave away our hiding spot!

  Hayley Smith : Dad, stop it. He didn't know.

  Stan Smith : He doesn't know anything! He's super dumb, Hayley. Jeff, please leave my family alone forever. Will you do me that kindness?

  Hayley Smith : Dad!

  Stan Smith : [as Jeff sadly leaves the cabin]  He understood. It's a Christmas miracle.

• Jeff Fischer : Does your family always have such messed-up Christmases?

  Stan Smith : Yeah, Jeff. And now you do, too.