Community (TV Series)

Early 21st Century Romanticism (2011)

Maite Schwartz: Mariah

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• Abed Nadir : Ahem. Mariah, my name is Abed Nadir. My associate, Troy Barnes.

  Troy Barnes : Charmed, I'm sure.

  Mariah : Are you the guys who keep staring at me and intermittently yelling out "books?"

  Troy Barnes : The very same. We're both interested in taking you to the Valentine's dance, but, we are also best friends with each other.

  Abed Nadir : It is of utmost importance we protect that friendship from the stresses of courting you. So, we're trying to be as direct and aboveboard as possible.

  Troy Barnes : Will you go to the dance with one of us, and if so, which one?

  Mariah : We need to get something straight first. This is the cutest thing that's ever happened to me.

  [Abed and Troy high-five while still paying attention to Mariah] 

  Mariah : But, I don't know either one of you.

  Abed Nadir : Give us a moment.

  [Abed and Troy turn, step away, and discuss indistinctly] 

  Abed Nadir : New proposal: Get to know us at the dance and decide there which one of us you'd like to see again.

  Mariah : Okay, deal.

  Abed Nadir : [under his breath]  Nice.

  Mariah : What's in the briefcase?

  Troy Barnes : Oh, tacos. You want one?

  Mariah : No.

  Troy Barnes : Great, we really wanted them.

  Abed Nadir : Yeah, we're gonna eat them.