Community (TV Series)

Early 21st Century Romanticism (2011)

Luke Youngblood: Magnitude

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• Jeff Winger : This isn't a party!

  Señor Chang : Better not tell that to Magnitude.

  Jeff Winger : Who the hell is Magnitude?

  [Magnitude struts in] 

  Magnitude : Yo yo yo! Pop pop!

• Jeff Winger : All right, everybody out. I'm not kidding. It's been very interesting getting to know you all much, much better. Star-Burns. Leonard. Magnitude.

  Magnitude : Pop, pop.

  Jeff Winger : Swizzle. Scandalous. C Dubbs. Tim. Mighty D. Glisten. Good night, everyone. Faster. Move it. Thank you.

  Professor Ian Duncan : Well... I hope you found tonight therapeutic. Because I would love to pretend that that was my plan.

  Jeff Winger : I actually started to have fun until that maniac tried to move in. What is it about me that makes broken people flock to me? Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the Statue of Liberty?

  Professor Ian Duncan : I don't know, but being as how you are halfway through your second year at Greendale, you may want to either stop resisting, or admit that you're actually starting to enjoy it.

  Jeff Winger : Well, you assume I enjoy it because you think you'd enjoy it.

  Professor Ian Duncan : It's true,

  [chuckles] 

  Professor Ian Duncan : I am very lonely.

  Jeff Winger : You want a nice little taste of what you're missing in a relationship with six nutcases?

  Professor Ian Duncan : Yeahhhh.

  Jeff Winger : Let's turn on my phone and listen to the 39 messages they left tonight.

  Jeff's phone voicemail : [recorded voice on phone]  Hello. You have no new messages.

  Jeff Winger : Hm. That's... Hm.

  Professor Ian Duncan : Since you got it turned on, why don't you call me a cab and then pay for it?

  Jeff Winger : They must be in some kind of trouble.

  Professor Ian Duncan : Ah. What a relief that would be. Tell you what. If you need me, I'm gonna be waiting for my cab down here. I'll have a special nap.

  Señor Chang : [Jeff drops trash down the chute]  Chang: Oh!

  [Jeff carries a sleeping Chang upstairs to Jeff's apartment] 

  Señor Chang : Thanks, bro, I'll be gone in the morning.

  Jeff Winger : Yeah, whatever.

  Señor Chang : Okay, maybe I'll stay a while. Thirsty.

  Jeff Winger : Don't push it.

  Señor Chang : All right.