The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Plimpton Stimulation (2010)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
Quotes
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Penny : You know what? It's, it's none of my business. If you want to sleep with Sheldon's doctor buddy right after we stopped seeing each other, go for it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, now...
Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me. I'm uncomfortable with you recommending that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton, who I assure you has better things to do.
Penny : I'm not recommending it. I'm saying it already happened.
Sheldon Cooper : That's preposterous. Tell her, Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well.
Sheldon Cooper : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : Come on. It wasn't my fault.
Sheldon Cooper : The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?
Penny : You know what? I'm just gonna take the bus to work.
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, I can still drive you.
Penny : Oh, no, no, it's okay. You might slip on a banana peel and get me pregnant.
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[last lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the other morning.
Penny : You mean you and Doctor Slut-bunny?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I wanted to explain.
Penny : You don't owe me an explanation.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't?
Penny : No, you don't.
Leonard Hofstadter : So, you're not judging me?
Penny : Oh, I'm judging you nine ways to Sunday, but you don't owe me an explanation.
Leonard Hofstadter : Nevertheless, I'd like to get one on the record so you can understand why I did what I did.
Penny : I'm listening.
Leonard Hofstadter : [very long pause] She let me.
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Penny : You're having a woman stay with you?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes. Why does that seem to flabbergast everybody?
Penny : Oh, no no no no no, I'm not flabbergasted. I'm... puzzled. Yeah, let's go with puzzled.
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Penny, excellent. I have a question about these maxi pads. Are the wings truly functional or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?
Penny : What? What are you doing with...? What?
Sheldon Cooper : The stock boy at Walgreens was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.
Penny : Sheldon, what are you doing with maxi pads?
Sheldon Cooper : I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days.