James Anthony Pearson: Ed MacKenzie

Quotes 

• Ed MacKenzie : [In reference to why he joined Facebook]  But I'm so desperate, I think going to the dentist is a polling opportunity.

  Tess Roberts : I don't understand it: You're kind and funny, women should be queuing up.

  Ed MacKenzie : Women of my age don't want impoverished, would-be novelists; they want rich, attractive James Bond types who wrestle sharks and eat steak raw.

  Tess Roberts : You are attractive.

  Ed MacKenzie : Really? Never said I'm attractive before.

  Tess Roberts : Well I am a lesbian, so I'm not sure it counts.