- Uncle Ruckus: [answering machine message] Hey there, you reached Uncle Ruckus. White folks, leave a message. Black folks, leave town.
- Huey Freeman: You alright?
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Yeah, it's just I think I miss Ruckus. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?
- Huey Freeman: Yeah.
- Riley Freeman: And it's gay.
- Uncle Ruckus: I'm sorry, Mr. Rebel. I didn't mean what I said before. I just couldn't stand to watch you throw everything away, just for me.
- Jimmy Rebel: Ruckus, you were right. I'm just not the racist I used to be. It's time for me to move on.
- Uncle Ruckus: Oh no, Mr. Rebel, your voice is too important for the world. I cain't be responsible for you givin' up singin'.
- Jimmy Rebel: I'm not gonna give up singin'. I just wanna sing about somethin' other than ni--ers.
- Uncle Ruckus: Well if we ain't gonna be singin' bout no ni--ers, what are we gonna be singin' about?
- Jimmy Rebel: There's so many other things to make music about. There's friends and good times, beer, love, and all kinds of s--t.
- Uncle Ruckus, Jimmy Rebel: [cut to singing] Send the beaners back down to Mexico/Send the beaners back down to Mexico/Send the beaners back down to Mexico where they come from.
- Jimmy Rebel: Remember when I said how we hate the blacks because of their attitudes?
- Uncle Ruckus: Yeah.
- Jimmy Rebel: Well I think that's a load of s--t. You're just like one of us, Ruckus, but they still hate you. And it's not your attitude, it's cuz your black. And know what else I realized? Most rednecks are really f--king stupid, and I mean really f--king stupid. I made some of the best music of my life with you, Ruckus, and I don't intend to stop.
- Uncle Ruckus: I'm sorry, Mr. Rebel, but I cain't make music with you no mo. Because... because you are not the racist I thought you was.
- Uncle Ruckus: Mr. Ruckus, he's got him a proper white-folks house. Oh, we just use this here address, you know, for the death threats and mail bombs.
- Jimmy Rebel: My name is Jimmy Rebel.
- Uncle Ruckus: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! I am your biggest fan. I cain't believe it!
- Jimmy Rebel: Hell, I cain't believe it either. I never met a black who liked my music.
- Jimmy Rebel: [singing] Well, but just the other day, during a blizzard in hell/ I met a colored fella, as far as I could tell/ Inside, he had a white man's integrity/how about that/Well he had a few jobs, not just one/He worked all day till the day was done/He loved his country and I thought, well I'll be.