- Robbie Sloane: [Robbie ties Hayley to a chair. She cries loudly] Oh, did I give you a Chinese burn. Shut up.
- [pushes Carla, who is tied to a chair and gagged with duct tape, in front of Hayley]
- Robbie Sloane: I said shut up.
- Tony Gordon: Oi!
- [Carla and Hayley turn to see Tony walking towards them]
- Robbie Sloane: She's howling like a banshee, someone will hear.
- [Hayley looks at Carla. Carla breathes heavily through her gag, terrified]
- Tony Gordon: Not through these walls. She can scream as loud as she likes.
- [surveys Carla tied to a chair and gagged]
- Tony Gordon: You've done well.
- Tony Gordon: [Tony kneels beside Carla's face. Grabs the side of the duct tape gagging her mouth] This might hurt.
- [He rips the tape off her skin. She moans in pain]
- Tony Gordon: Well, that's at least three layers of fake tan.
- Carla Connor: What do you want?
- Tony Gordon: Well, I didn't come to all this trouble to host a staff meeting.
- Hayley Cropper: Where did you come from? How did you get in?
- Tony Gordon: Don't worry. No one saw me, no one knows I'm here, I'm quite certain we won't be disturbed.
- Tony Gordon: [surveys and taunts Carla who is tied to a chair] You can call me vain but I was expecting a bigger welcome. You do remember me, don't you? Tony? Tony Gordon? We met at our wedding, and other subsequent events.
- Carla Connor: [stares at him] What are you doing? Have you gone mad? You'll go down for even longer.
- Tony Gordon: [sarcastically] I haven't. What an idiot. Do you think if I hand myself in, they'll let it go. Just let me carry on with my LIFE SENTENCE.
- Carla Connor: You have no idea how ugly you are, inside and out. Scotch psycho.
- [laughs]
- Carla Connor: Oh no, it's not Scotch, I just said that to nark you.
- Tony Gordon: The woman I married. You can see why, can't you Robbie?
- Robbie Sloane: I noticed some outstanding features.
- Tony Gordon: You are a witless perv. That's why your search for love is exclusively online. I married her because she's feisty.