- Matt Sanders: Emily, Dinner Time!
- Emily: Missghetti!
- Matt Sanders: Spaghetti! Oh, careful sweetie. The stove's hot, okay?
- Emily: Uncle Matt, Missghetti means you haven't made it in a long time... . and i miss it! Get it? Missghetti?
- Matt Sanders: Hey Listen, go wash your hands. Dinner is gonna be ready in five minutes, Okay?
- Matt Sanders: Emily, don't you think Mrs. Johnson is a little *old* for me?
- Emily: But last week you said you were too old to play dolls with me anymore, and when I asked you to show me how to do a cartwheel, you said you were too old for them, and...
- Matt Sanders: Okay, I'll make a deal with you, I'll stop saying I'm too old if you stop trying to fix me up with the elderly neighbors.
- Landlady: [about Kristi] She's gone, she moved out earlier.
- Matt Sanders: [peering in the window] All her stuff's still there.
- Landlady: It's a furnished apartment, Sherlock! All she had with her was that one bag and her dog.
- Kristi North: [trying to start the mail van to catch Matt] Oh I knew I should've learned to drive!
- Sally Covington: Move over, girl, I got this.
- Kristi North: He lied to me.
- Sally Covington: And you? You were totally honest with him?
- Kristi North: No... but, it's different.
- Matt Sanders: You're the crazy bird lady!
- Kristi North: That's what people call me? Gosh, I do need a new hobby.