Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Couch Lock (2010)

Joel David Moore: Mackintosh

Quotes 

• Mackintosh : She's Volkoff's right hand. When he has a problem, he sends in Frost. And that problem disappears.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Quietly]  Sarah, I'm kind of starting to think that my mom might be one of the bad guys.

• Packard : If you hadn't been such a hard ass, Casey, we all wouldn't be here right now.

  Mackintosh : We'd be on a beach earning 20%... unless we invested in real estate.

• Packard : All right, so we gotta chop his arm off.

  T.I. : His left one, right? I was planning on doing it with this.

  [Holds up a knife] 

  Packard : Not with a knife! No. Too dull. What we need is a surgical saw.

  Mackintosh : I got one in the other room.

  Packard : Yeah, you mess up the hand, you won't be able to open the vault.