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Anthony DiNozzo : How'd we end up doing a Navy cop's job for him?
Detective Danny Price : Cause he's smarter than us.
Anthony DiNozzo : Mmm. More devious - maybe. I don't know about smarter.
Detective Danny Price : I kind of liked him actually.
Anthony DiNozzo : Who'd want to be a Navy cop? I'd rather have the plague.
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Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know what I'm going to do. Maybe being a cop isn't for me.
[Gibbs slaps the back of DiNozzo's head]
Anthony DiNozzo : Huh? Did you just physically assault me?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I don't have a lot of rules. But rule #5 is, "you don't waste good." You're good.
Anthony DiNozzo : Thanks... don't make a habit of that.
[DiNozzo realizes they're by Human Resources]
Anthony DiNozzo : Did I mention you're a devious man, Gibbs?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : "Boy, I got vision and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals."
Anthony DiNozzo : Butch Cassidy. That's nice.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : That was the plan. Until you screwed it up.
Anthony DiNozzo : [laugh] Me? Listen here. You're the one that didn't tell the department that your, uh, N-C-I-S was running an op.
Detective Danny Price : Or read our dispatch. We had a BOLO out on Joey for two days.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, I know.
Anthony DiNozzo : You knew?... Well then, what the hell were you doing, running around risking -?
[Tony laughs in realization]
Anthony DiNozzo : Really? You wanted to get arrested. We didn't screw anything up for him. You're a new face on the street. What's the best way to earn instant bona fides than, uh - getting pinched?
[DiNozzo chuckles]
Anthony DiNozzo : A Navy guy. I don't like getting played. Having said that, well played. Very Donnie Brasco, actually.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Taking a suspect into custody] You have the right to remain silent or I can shut you up myself!
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Take it easy, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You also have the right to an attorney so he can tell you how you weren't hugged enough as a child.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm more worried about Abby's theory that the Port-to-Port killer's targeting our friends. Can't protect them all.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : We protect them by catching the killer - same as you did before.
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Anthony DiNozzo : [as he's chasing a suspect] I have a degree in Physical Education! I played varsity basketball at Ohio State! This isn't going to end well for you! Your money-laundering days...
[DiNozzo runs into the street and into a moving car. He gets up quickly continues the pursuit]
Anthony DiNozzo : -Are over!
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Anthony DiNozzo : Everybody? I just want you to know that I'm a little disappointed. PCP addicts are Friday night. It's Saturday night, which is Hooker Night! Where are the hookers?
Sapphire : [Entering] Hey, Tony!
[all the cops cat-call and whistle]
Anthony DiNozzo : I mean the call girls. Hi, Sapphire.
Sapphire : When's the big day?
Anthony DiNozzo : Uh, thanks for those Christmas decorations.
Sapphire : No problem, babe.
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Anthony DiNozzo : [as DiNozzo is chasing a suspect] Freeze dirtbag! You can't out run me. I'm wearing tube socks!
[DiNozzo tackles the suspect, revealing it's Gibbs. Gibbs punches him and DiNozzo pulls out his weapon]
Anthony DiNozzo : I said freeze, dirtbag!
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Detective Danny Price : Oh. Hey, look. I think this is for you.
[Hands Tony a fortune cookie]
Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs] "Love is for the lucky and the brave." Why is that for me?
Detective Danny Price : Hey, man, asking your High School Music teacher out qualifies as brave in my book.
Anthony DiNozzo : Wendy asked me out, remember?
Detective Danny Price : See, that's why you can dress like that. 'Cause you're good-looking. But one of these days, the looks are gonna run out.
Anthony DiNozzo : I plan to be safely married by then, Danny.
Detective Danny Price : Well, if not, you might want to consider a new wardrobe. Seriously. Yeah, with the right clothes, you'd be unstoppable.
Anthony DiNozzo : What's that supposed to mean?
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[flashback to 2001]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [chasing a suspect] You can't outrun me, I'm wearing tube socks!
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Anthony DiNozzo : [Walks off elevator and into the bullpen] Hey, guys! Tell me you've seen it.
Ziva David : And good morning to you, too, Tony.
Anthony DiNozzo : Actually it's the worst morning in the history of mornings. My phone! Tell me you've seen it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Lost your cell, huh? Ouch.
Ziva David : Well, you are a very capable investigator. Why don't you just investigate.
Anthony DiNozzo : Yes.
[Proceeds to yank out the drawers from his desk, pouring all the contents onto the floor]
Ziva David : [Gibbs walks in and stares at Tony, who freezes and stares back] Uh, Tony is just...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I don't want to know.
[Tony tosses aside the empty drawer and carries on searching]
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Dr. Donald Mallard : And for the grand finale...
[Ducky rips open the plastic covering the body, Tony prepares to take a photo but stops when he sees the face]
Dr. Donald Mallard : ... a six-centimeter cut ear to ear, severing the carotid artery. Our killer is nothing if not consistent.
Ziva David : Is there anything wrong, Tony?
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. I know him.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Who is he?
Anthony DiNozzo : He's my old partner.
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Dr. Donald Mallard : Yeah, all of the prior victims were in perfect health. But this one suffered from a severe alcohol-induced cirrhosis. He must've had... quite a drinking problem.
Anthony DiNozzo : Not when I knew him, but, uh... a few years after I left for NCIS, I know that... he was asked to retire.
Dr. Donald Mallard : I see.
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, um... Came from money, not that he ever saw much of it. His dad... wasn't around much and his mom died when he was a kid.
Dr. Donald Mallard : So you and he had quite a lot in common. I'm surprised I never heard you mention him.
Anthony DiNozzo : Well, you know how it is. You lose touch, time goes by. Too much time, in this case.
Dr. Donald Mallard : And when it's gone, you can never get it back.
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Anthony DiNozzo : Well, it's confirmed, he's a cop. A Navy cop. Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
Detective Danny Price : Oops. We're sorry. Maybe next time, you'll remember your identification.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You don't do a lot of undercover work, do you?
Anthony DiNozzo : Do you? You just got arrested.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I let you arrest me.
Anthony DiNozzo : Let?
[laughs]
Anthony DiNozzo : Who you kidding? I chased you half a block, and I had you like a gazelle on the Serengeti. Am I wrong?
Detective Danny Price : No.
Anthony DiNozzo : No. So what am I supposed to call you, Special Agent, uh, Leroy?
Detective Danny Price : Mm-hmm?
Anthony DiNozzo : Jethro?
Detective Danny Price : Jethro? Mm
Anthony DiNozzo : That's a little Beverly Hillbillies. Gibbs it is, I guess.
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Anthony DiNozzo : [as Danny shows off his new tattoo] Does it really go with the suit, though?
Detective Danny Price : Oh, it's - it's Nino Cerruti.
Anthony DiNozzo : Cerr-uti...
Detective Danny Price : Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from a man who still wears tube socks.
Anthony DiNozzo : What's the matter with tube socks? They're very comfortable, and they give you traction.
Detective Danny Price : For what?
Tweaking Addict : Get off of me!
Anthony DiNozzo : [an addict breaks loose of a patrolman and charges through the squadroom. Tony gives his chair a shove with his foot, sending it into the addict's path and sending him crashing to the floor] Yeesh. Ow.
Detective Danny Price : You didn't need tube socks for that.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo.
[Tony is crawling by his desk]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What the hell are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo : I lost my phone. You haven't seen it?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Pulls out a phone and throws it to Tony] Use mine.
Anthony DiNozzo : [Looks at the phone] Wow, that's heavy. I need something with a computer on it so I can program ringtones. Otherwise I don't... 'Cause I have a... It's ringing.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Answer it.
Anthony DiNozzo : Special Agent Gibbs' desk. This is Very Special Agent Anthony DiNo... Oh, hey. Where? Okay. Dead guy. Navy Lodge.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Let's go.
Anthony DiNozzo : [Tosses phone back to Gibbs] Here you go.
[Gibbs offers it back to him]
Anthony DiNozzo : That's very nice of you, but I'm good.
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Detective Danny Price : This fell out of your jacket.
[Hands him a ring box]
Detective Danny Price : Hmm? You planning to propose to Wendy or something?
Anthony DiNozzo : Actually, I already did.
Detective Danny Price : What?
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. I got to take it back and get it resized, though.
[Looks at ring]
Anthony DiNozzo : Evidently, it's a little small.
Detective Danny Price : Well... so she said...
Anthony DiNozzo : She said yes, you smart-ass.
Detective Danny Price : And you were going to tell me this when?
Anthony DiNozzo : I haven't told anybody.
Detective Danny Price : In case she said no?
Anthony DiNozzo : No. I just wanted to tell her first before I told anyone else.
Detective Danny Price : Okay. Okay. Well, congrats, man. Excellent.
Anthony DiNozzo : Thanks.