- Claudia Donovan: [Holding up a piece of paper] Do you want to talk about this?
- Artie Nielsen: This is why I said leave it alone!
- Claudia Donovan: Then maybe you shouldn't have put it on the computer! That's like me leaving a cake out with a note on it that says 'Not for Artie'.
- Artie Nielsen: [mumbles] That was one time, and I... Don't you have a boyfriend that you can be irritating instead of me?
- Claudia Donovan: He dumped me.
- Artie Nielsen: Oh, I didn't know. Do you want me to call him?
- Claudia Donovan: Artie, this is a list of ways to kill me.
- Artie Nielsen: They're not...
- [Artie takes the list from Claudia and quickly skims it]
- Artie Nielsen: ALL killing you. There's other options here.
- Claudia Donovan: 'Erase her memory'?
- Artie Nielsen: That's comparatively humane.
- Claudia Donovan: 'Drop her in a non-English speaking country'?
- Artie Nielsen: See they're just trying to stall for time. They know you're gonna find your way back.
- Claudia Donovan: That doesn't make me feel any better!
- Artie Nielsen: Don't you think that there's a file like this on all of us? Don't you know there's one with my name on it?
- Claudia Donovan: And are you okay with that?