The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Mr. Tux/Concrete Jungle Survival (2010)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Amarillo Kid

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Quotes 

• Skipper : Good luck, Private. If all goes well, we'll see you again at dawn, with the aforementioned souvenir in hand.

  Kowlaski : And if not...

  [sobbing] 

  Kowlaski : Well... you'll be fine.

• Skipper : Should I know you?

  Amarillo Kid : Only if your name is Mr. Tux.

  Skipper : Kowalski, my alias portfolio.

  Kowlaski : Let's see... two-bit hood Mack the Knife, international playbird Diego Garcia, wealthy industrialist Lincoln Douglas... I'm not seeing a Mr. Tux here.

  Skipper : Perhaps it was the time I woke up in that Kyoto hotel room, on a bed of counterfeit deutschmarks.

• Kowlaski : That manual must be in here somewhere.

  Skipper : Here it is! Wait, this is for the microwave.

  Kowlaski : Ooh, we have a popcorn setting?

• Amarillo Kid : Never say never, unless it is to say "never say never".

• Skipper : [Private wakes up taped to a dumpster; he screams]  At ease, Private. The beast can smell your fear. So can I. That is fear, right?

  Private : So I'm supposed to fight the beast taped to this dumpster, am I?

  Kowlaski : No. Rico just thought it would be funny.

• Skipper : Kowalski, promotion analysis.

  Kowlaski : Private risked his own life to rescue innocent captives from a demonic bus. That's plus 17 points.

  Skipper : They were all lemurs. Minus 20.

  Kowlaski : But he did bring back one primo souveneir.

  Skipper : Well, congratulations, young Private. You have been promoted to Private... First Class.

  [All cheer] 

  Skipper : Course we'll still call you Private. First Class is implied. Enjoy your classified joke access.

  [Hands Private file; Private giggles as he opens file and reads it] 

  Skipper : I don't get it.

• Amarillo Kid : You better be on your game, Mr. Tux, or this here animal farm won't be worth a toothless sidewinder on Easter Sunday.

  King Julien : And the trash talk is inscrutable.

  Maurice : He's gonna blow up the zoo?

  Mort : Ooh! High stakes!

• Skipper : [reading from a folder and laughing]  That's classic!

  Private : All right then, Skipper?

  Skipper : At ease, Private. I was just laughing at a joke in our mission files.

  Private : Is it a funny one?

  Skipper : Oh, yeah.

  Private : Can I see it, then?

  Skipper : Classified!

  Kowlaski : What's classified?

  [Skipper shows Kowalski the file, he laughs] 

  Kowlaski : Classic.

  Private : Well, why does Kowalski get to see it?

  Skipper : Because he's got security clearance. We can't go around showing our classified information to just anybody. Rico! You gotta see this!

  Rico : [Reads and laughs]  Classic!

• Private : It started as an innocent game of minigolf. I was good. I was too good. Soon any punk who could shoot a straignt ball was aiming to shoot me down. Then came this young armadillo. He was running circles around me. So I did what I had to do.

  [Flashback shows Private bouncing the ball off a little girl's ice-cream cone to sink the hole] 

  Private : I gave up the game, forever.

  Marlene : So, you gave up minigolf.

  Private : Yes.

  Kowlaski : Over an ice-cream cone.

  Private : It was a double scoop!

  Marlene : Couldn't you just buy the girl another ice-cream...

  Private : It wasn't the ice-cream, it was what the game was turning me into.