The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Mr. Tux/Concrete Jungle Survival (2010)
Tom McGrath: Skipper
Quotes
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Private : You mean you're not coming with me?
Skipper : This is your test, Private. No weapons, no help, you don't even get to know where you are.
Mort : I know where we are! I found a map on the way.
Maurice : You did not! That's a kiddie menu you found in the gutter.
Mort : I live in the hamburger.
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Skipper : Should I know you?
Amarillo Kid : Only if your name is Mr. Tux.
Skipper : Kowalski, my alias portfolio.
Kowlaski : Let's see... two-bit hood Mack the Knife, international playbird Diego Garcia, wealthy industrialist Lincoln Douglas... I'm not seeing a Mr. Tux here.
Skipper : Perhaps it was the time I woke up in that Kyoto hotel room, on a bed of counterfeit deutschmarks.
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King Julien : Ooh, he just made things interesting. Everyone, be interested!
Skipper : Don't tell me you're betting on this nutball!
King Julien : Well, technically I'm losing everything to this nutball, but I can't let that distract me from my game.
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Skipper : Kowalski, promotion analysis.
Kowlaski : Private risked his own life to rescue innocent captives from a demonic bus. That's plus 17 points.
Skipper : They were all lemurs. Minus 20.
Kowlaski : But he did bring back one primo souveneir.
Skipper : Well, congratulations, young Private. You have been promoted to Private... First Class.
[All cheer]
Skipper : Course we'll still call you Private. First Class is implied. Enjoy your classified joke access.
[Hands Private file; Private giggles as he opens file and reads it]
Skipper : I don't get it.
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Skipper : [reading from a folder and laughing] That's classic!
Private : All right then, Skipper?
Skipper : At ease, Private. I was just laughing at a joke in our mission files.
Private : Is it a funny one?
Skipper : Oh, yeah.
Private : Can I see it, then?
Skipper : Classified!
Kowlaski : What's classified?
[Skipper shows Kowalski the file, he laughs]
Kowlaski : Classic.
Private : Well, why does Kowalski get to see it?
Skipper : Because he's got security clearance. We can't go around showing our classified information to just anybody. Rico! You gotta see this!
Rico : [Reads and laughs] Classic!
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Skipper : Armadillos are all just whacked out from the scorching desert heat.