The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Mr. Tux/Concrete Jungle Survival (2010)
James Patrick Stuart: Private
Quotes
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Private : You mean you're not coming with me?
Skipper : This is your test, Private. No weapons, no help, you don't even get to know where you are.
Mort : I know where we are! I found a map on the way.
Maurice : You did not! That's a kiddie menu you found in the gutter.
Mort : I live in the hamburger.
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Private : Instant telescope.
King Julien : [Takes telescope] Thank you, dumpy penguin. You see, in camping, you can make a fire with just a... piraty looky tube.
Maurice : Don't you need sunlight for that?
King Julien : Why would I need sunlight to do this?
[hits kindling with telescope]
King Julien : Make fire, you looky tube!
[Hands the destroyed telescope back to Private]
King Julien : This one's defective.
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Skipper : [reading from a folder and laughing] That's classic!
Private : All right then, Skipper?
Skipper : At ease, Private. I was just laughing at a joke in our mission files.
Private : Is it a funny one?
Skipper : Oh, yeah.
Private : Can I see it, then?
Skipper : Classified!
Kowlaski : What's classified?
[Skipper shows Kowalski the file, he laughs]
Kowlaski : Classic.
Private : Well, why does Kowalski get to see it?
Skipper : Because he's got security clearance. We can't go around showing our classified information to just anybody. Rico! You gotta see this!
Rico : [Reads and laughs] Classic!
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Private : It started as an innocent game of minigolf. I was good. I was too good. Soon any punk who could shoot a straignt ball was aiming to shoot me down. Then came this young armadillo. He was running circles around me. So I did what I had to do.
[Flashback shows Private bouncing the ball off a little girl's ice-cream cone to sink the hole]
Private : I gave up the game, forever.
Marlene : So, you gave up minigolf.
Private : Yes.
Kowlaski : Over an ice-cream cone.
Private : It was a double scoop!
Marlene : Couldn't you just buy the girl another ice-cream...
Private : It wasn't the ice-cream, it was what the game was turning me into.