George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : [monologue]  I'd say that the majority of all domestic arguments start at the breakfast table. I knew a fellow who kept his face buried in the newspaper every morning- he never even looked up. His wife finally left him, and he didn't know it, until he read it in the paper four days later.

• [last lines] 

  George Burns : Well, Gracie, now that everything is peaceful and quiet, would you like to go to a movie?

  Gracie Allen : Why, I'd love to!

  George Burns : Would you like to see 'Hans Christian Andersen' with Danny Kaye?

  Gracie Allen : I'd rather see it with you.