- George Burns: [monologue] I'd say that the majority of all domestic arguments start at the breakfast table. I knew a fellow who kept his face buried in the newspaper every morning- he never even looked up. His wife finally left him, and he didn't know it, until he read it in the paper four days later.
- [last lines]
- George Burns: Well, Gracie, now that everything is peaceful and quiet, would you like to go to a movie?
- Gracie Allen: Why, I'd love to!
- George Burns: Would you like to see 'Hans Christian Andersen' with Danny Kaye?
- Gracie Allen: I'd rather see it with you.