Bea Benaderet: Blanche Morton

Quotes 

• Blanche Morton : [returning home from the beauty parlor]  My operator's a very clever girl. I wouldn't let *anybody* else touch my hair. In fact, you know what she told me today? Women are going to wear their hair longer.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, well, that's ridiculous. I'm *already* wearing my hair twenty-four hours a day.

• Gracie Allen : You know, one night George came to visit me, and he brought me a bag of jellybeans, and we were sitting on the sofa and my mother came in and turned out all the lights, and...

  Blanche Morton : Your MOTHER turned out the lights?

  Gracie Allen : Yeah, she couldn't stand to look at George.

  Blanche Morton : Oh. Well, I'll bet George didn't waste any time when the lights were out.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, I'll say he didn't! He ate all the black jellybeans!