George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Gracie! Dr. Johnson is here with Mary Benny's dog!

  Dr. Johnson : Oh Mr. Burns, please, we never use the word d-o-g in front of them.

  George Burns : Well, what do they think they are, c-o-w's?

• George Burns : Guess what Gracie is taking with her. Twelve dark blue water tumblers! Blanche told her that the sun in Palm Springs is very bright and she better take some dark glasses.

• Gracie Allen : You know, every time I see Errol Flynn, he reminds me of George.

  George Burns : Really?

  Gracie Allen : Yes, he always says, "How's your husband?"