The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Gracie Thinks George Is Going to Commit Suicide (1952)
Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen
Quotes
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Harry von Zell : [worried that George may try to kill himself] What a terrible situation. Look, Gracie, you've got to hide all the knives in the house - anything he can use as a weapon.
Gracie Allen : Oh, yes.
Harry von Zell : But first, you better get his razor.
Gracie Allen : [scoffing] Oh, Harry. If he's gonna kill himself, why would he bother shaving?