- Gracie Allen: You know, as Benjamin Franklin said, "A scientist shouldn't change his mind in the middle of the stream".
- Blanche Morton: [incredulous] Benjamin Franklin said that?
- Gracie Allen: No, I said it, but I gave him the credit - he hasn't said much, lately.
- Gracie Allen: You know, in that book, Emily Post - you know, Emily Post is wrong.
- George Burns: Why is that?
- Gracie Allen: Well, it says, if you're not sure which fork to use, just watch your hostess, and then use the same one she uses. You know, I don't think that's sanitary!
- Dr. Bradley: Excuse me - Dr. Cherot would like to know: do you know anything at all about radioactivity?
- Gracie Allen: Oh, yes, we've been in it for years! You know we started with Guy Lombardo.