Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : I'm not gonna stand in George's way. Now take my Aunt Clara. The day she got married she stood in her husband's way, and he had to go on their honeymoon alone.

  Blanche Morton : Because she stood in his way?

  Gracie Allen : He was backing the car out of the garage.

• Jane : Gracie, the plumber called while you were out. He said he'd be over just as soon as he could.

  Gracie Allen : Good.

  George Burns : Plumber? What do we want with a plumber?

  Gracie Allen : Well, I want him to go down in the basement and see if that pipe is leaking.

  George Burns : Well, you can tell if it's leaking; just go down and look at the pipe.

  Gracie Allen : Well, it's hard to see -- it's underwater again.

• Harry Morton : [phone rings]  Hello?

  Gracie Allen : Hello, Harry? Would you tell Blanche to come over? It's very important.

  Harry Morton : Can she come over a little later? She hasn't finished my lunch.

  Gracie Allen : Well, tell her to bring it over and she can eat it while we're talking.