The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Gracie Doing a Picture Without George (1953)
George Burns: George Burns
Quotes
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Jane : Gracie, the plumber called while you were out. He said he'd be over just as soon as he could.
Gracie Allen : Good.
George Burns : Plumber? What do we want with a plumber?
Gracie Allen : Well, I want him to go down in the basement and see if that pipe is leaking.
George Burns : Well, you can tell if it's leaking; just go down and look at the pipe.
Gracie Allen : Well, it's hard to see -- it's underwater again.
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George Burns : I worked with a straight man once before. His name was Sid Garry. That was some act -- two straight men. We opened at the Colonial Theater in Akron. We walked on the stage, and Sid said, "George, where could we get a bus for Newark?" And I said, "Where could we get a bus for Newark?" And he said, "Yes, where could we get a bus for Newark?" And I said, "Where could we get a bus for Newark?" And the manager pulled us off the stage and put us on it.
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George Burns : You know, it took me years to become a straight man. You see, Gracie says something, and I repeat it. While she's getting a laugh, I look at the audience and pause. And if I must say so myself, nobody can pause like I can.