Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• [Blanche gave Joe some books in exchange for mowing the lawn] 

  Gracie Allen : What are those?

  Joe Hardy : Oh, those are encyclopedias. I got them for cutting grass.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, you should take 'em back and make them give you a lawnmower!

• Gracie Allen : You know, people are so silly! They're always complaining about the shape the world's in and I think round is a nice shape!

• [Gracie looks in a book and plans a world trip] 

  Gracie Allen : Oh, here's Italy! Oh, we'll have a wonderful time listening to the beautiful music while we're riding in one of those Gorgonzolas on the canals of Venice.

  George Burns : Gorgonzola is a cheese.

  Gracie Allen : Well, what do you care as long as it doesn't leak?

• Blanche Morton : I just remembered, I have a cake burning in the oven.

  [Blanche runs home] 

  Gracie Allen : Well, what's she so excited about? That's where I burn mine too.