- Harry Morton: I bet if Gracie were married to a man like me, she wouldn't do anything silly.
- Blanche Morton: Well honey, after she married you, nothing she did would seem silly!
- [Blanche gave Joe some books in exchange for mowing the lawn]
- Gracie Allen: What are those?
- Joe Hardy: Oh, those are encyclopedias. I got them for cutting grass.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, you should take 'em back and make them give you a lawnmower!
- Gracie Allen: You know, people are so silly! They're always complaining about the shape the world's in and I think round is a nice shape!
- [Gracie looks in a book and plans a world trip]
- Gracie Allen: Oh, here's Italy! Oh, we'll have a wonderful time listening to the beautiful music while we're riding in one of those Gorgonzolas on the canals of Venice.
- George Burns: Gorgonzola is a cheese.
- Gracie Allen: Well, what do you care as long as it doesn't leak?
- Blanche Morton: I just remembered, I have a cake burning in the oven.
- [Blanche runs home]
- Gracie Allen: Well, what's she so excited about? That's where I burn mine too.
- Blanche Morton: Harry, you remember I told you that a man cut our grass this morning? Well, he's over at Gracie's now, and she thinks he's Mr. Graham, the business manager.
- Harry Morton: After the man has been there a while, he'll believe it himself.
- Harry Morton: I'm a patient man but this is too much to ask.
- Blanche Morton: I don't know about you being a man but if you don't do this for me you'll be a patient!